Flip, turn on, beep boop boo beep beep boo beep beep boop beep boop, ring

"Hey can I ask you something?"
"Sure"
"Promise you wont pull any punches?"
"Do I ever?"
"Remember what I said about T?"
"Yeah, why"
"Thoughts on it?"
"On you or?"
"Both"
"Well...[snip]...[and that's all I have to say about that]"
(pause)
"That's an odd response. You usually arent quiet"
"I kinda thought the same thing - on both ends. Guess I wasnt sure if you'd agree. Thanks"
"No prob"

"What do you think I should do?"
"You're asking me what to do?" (laugh)
"Ok, maybe that's not a good idea" (smile)
"Seriously tho, you might consider just..."
"Already had"
"Figured you would. And?"
"You know me"
"You would say the same thing to me"
"Probably."
"You know you would"
(sigh)
"I'll take care of you regardless."
"I know"
"And you know I'm always here for you."
"I do. As I you."
"So stop being stupid about it already"

"So my brother likes chicken,"