"It's my little way of sticking it to The Man."

"But... you are The Man."
"I know"
"So you're sticking it to yourself. "
"...Maybe"

I love this commercial. Been playing for a while now, but I crack up everytime I see it. People who write crappy, unfunny commercials (especially when they are trying to be humorous) should track down the ad agency that made it, and leech some talent.