I'm not above constructive criticism

And its been suggested, that this blog really needs a flash intro. Of course it does, as we all know every webpage thats any webpage requries a long drawn out flashy flash intro with flashy lights and flashy techno and flashy effects. So I must ponder how I might go about this. If anyone happens to have any suggestions, please feel free to comment.

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