Wanted:

-One cute little Japanese woman to wait on me hand and foot. Must know proper place, and be proficient in cooking, cleaning, and other household chores, as well as personable and enjoyable to talk to. Imperative that they have their own little box to wear on the small of their back (what exactly that's for, I'm not sure, but I know it must be important). See Koyuki's character Taka in The Last Samurai for a good example. Housing and comforts will be provided, as well as a monetary allowance. Inquire within.